I figured you all wanted to know that:

• Writing introductions is boring
• Deadlines are bad for my health, I eat and drink way too much and too unhealthy. This effect is prolonged as the number of deadlines increase
• I am procrastinating right now.
• HDTV has better resolution than real life – in the year 3000 at least.
• I am still procrastinating.
• Since you are still reading this you must be procrastinating too, get back to work!