Air to Ground Chemical Weapon Practice

Apparently I was the target of a chemical air to ground missile practice test on my bike to the university this morning. The weapon industry is getting quite inventive regarding fighter planes and the plane dropping its load on me were very, if not completely, similar to a standard small danish bird, and the projectile was indistinguishable from ordinary bird droppings. Just think what kind of damage this weapon could cause in a major city, the plane-to-bird and missile-to-turd disguises were excellent.

On the other hand, I might be that I just got hit by an actual bird taking an actual dump on my way to the university this morning. Coincidence??Â?  I think NOT!