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You dare bribe Santa? I’m gonna shove coal so far up your stocking you’ll be coughing up diamonds!

by Thomas on December 18th, 2004

I am going home to my parents for christmas today, my uncle is coming to pick me up in ten minutes, just wanted to wish everybody a merry christmas.

He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you’re on the can,
He’ll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You’re better off dead, I’m telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
(Futurama: XMas Story)

From → Imported, Real Life

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